A Merry Rock & Roll Christmas!

‘Twas the week before Christmas and all through the land
The radio’s playing, but the music is bland

From Podunk to Ypsi, Walla-Walla to Zion
Alternative, country and rap I ain’t buyin’!

You know what WE need for some holiday cheer
Is good-time rock & roll, that’s what I wanna hear!

Not grungy noise or hick corn-pone
But Elvis, the Beatles and the Rolling Stones!!

No rappin’ n’scratchin’ n’hippin’ n’hoppin’
Make way for Gene Vincent and we’ll REALLY get boppin’!!

The music that makes me feel happy and jolly
From the Kinks and the Who and the Troggs and the Hollies

And on Christmas Eve as we sit by the hearth
What will we listen to? Sure as hell won’t be Garth!!!

No, as we unwrap presents with ribbons and bows
We’ll be listening to OLDIES – the songs we love so!!!